The Boarst Taste Test is an experiment located outside of Clive Lumbergh office in the C&P Boarst Factory. It requires the Stranger to consume Clive's Special Boarst - A, Clive's Special Boarst - B and Clive's Special Boarst - C. Once consumed, Clive will want to hear an assessment about the quality of the samples, specifically which sample increased appetite, which had the smoothest texture and the least smoothest texture, as well as which had the most pungent taste.
- If "green, blue, green, red" is picked, he will think the choice is interesting and peculiar. The other option, "blue, red, green, blue," has no reaction. Either way, he will then ask which one contained human remains.
- Regardless of the answer to the previous question, answering blue, green or "I don't know" will net the player 31 bits, and Clive will comment that the latest ratio will do nicely.
- If "Is this a joke?" is chosen, the reward is 625 bits and Clive will find immense satisfaction in the answer.
- If red is chosen, the reward is also 625 bits and Clive will comment that it is disturbing that the one that increased the Stranger's appetite is also the one they believe contains human remains. After choosing red, Clive will also mention that he must adjust the ratio before the next sampling.